Whats the worst rumor about PKI of all time?

Mine would probably be Busch Gardens was going to by the park. I was like no there not. There is a lot of dumb rumors out there so let us know what the dumb rumors are!

I've heard from many many people this past month that the Eiffel Tower was going to be removed within the next two years. ....and they just got new elevators?

I think it would have to be the one that the Vortex is sinking into the ground, and that it will be removed due to this.

The exaggerated death stories. Yes, there have been deaths, but I've heard rumors of other deaths that did not happen like the supposed death on the Bat.

Also, they are removing the Eiffel Tower and will be replcaing it with a huge Jeffrey Siebert statue so all can worship him properly. They will be able to utilize the new elevators. :P

Yeah and his mouth will move when he says "Ladies and Gentleman Smoking is not permited in any line here at Paramounts Kings Island". it will be 450' ft tall and have a rollercoaster going all the way to the top and then drop all the way down to the ground! The worlds tallest fastest coaster of all time!

HAHA lmao!!!! Where did that rumor come from???????

I'll be the biggest religious statue in the world...and that Jesus in front of Solid Rock Church thought HE had it goin' on...

Worst Rumor of all time: That Hoskins was going to get his job back at PKI.

heh, one time i suggested to my friend that we go to KI, but he refused and said that he heard that there was low staffing and because of that vortex got stuck in the loop. it was so stupid not only because of the loop part, but low staffing would have nothing to do with it getting stuck! :lol:

That's a pretty funny one.

LOL thats great stuck in the loop yeah right people come on!

Not really a rumor, but a friend of mine (the same one who told me about the Flight Commander), before my first visit to PKI told me that I ABSOLUTELY HAD to ride the Timberwolf. Its like the best ride in the midwest! It supposedly won all these rewards and stuff. He said I better get to the park early so I dont have to wait in line all day. Got there and its a freakin' theater! :D

Found out later, he tells that to all PKI Newbees. He likes them to make fools of themselves as they wander around aimlessly looking for this spectacular ride!

Thats a good one, another good one is everyony thinks Tomb Raider is a coaster and when Im not working I tell them YEAH its the worlds fastest/loopiest coaster in the world!

About the Vortex stalling cause of poor staffing, it might be possible. I notice while coming back to the station that there is a large round object underneath the station. Maybe trolls run circles on it and this drives the chain. But even then, once the train builds up its gravitational potential energy at the top of the lift, it cant stall. The worst that could happen is that the block brakes do not engage and the train flies through the station taking out anything in its path! So I guess that rumors dead either day.

About Hoskins, there is one easy way to find out what happens. Sobrider can get in his garbage recepticle of doom and travel into the future to see if he ever got his job back. Or if I ever get a job there at all! :lol: No offense intedended, Hoskins...

Worst rumor of all time??...Hmmm..... The King Cobra was going to be removed.

But seriously folks, the Top Gun removal. That thing isn't going anywhere. Yeah it's a fifty mile hike to the station but it works good and still thrills.